Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.
Featuring scents of sea grass and sandalwood, Midnight Swim smells like a moonlit cannonball, not the hot tub at Starlite Motel.
PRODUCT SPECS:
- 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
- Size: 17.5 oz.
*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
